Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

This Is Radio Free Sarawak To You


How great is the spirit of him fighting for what all the sarawakians believing in... THE FALSE HOPE.. Indeed he has been paid to do so .. to spread propaganda.. HE IS THE TRUE SARAWAKIAN WHO BETRAYED HIS OWN LAND!

To many, still you won't know the other side of him but it is nothing new among his beausss all over Europe.

Woman Number 1

Womanizer.. NO??

How many women dy? SarakwakKolokMee LOST COUNT

Old Cow eat Young Grass ?

Drunk till forgot yourself? 

Is that gesture for Anwar? 

Showing Off more scandals???

The warrior who peeped naked woman

God Fearing man.. Jamban

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Stop Using LOW CLASS Tactics - It's USELESS


Crocodile Fed On TYT's Precious Dog Captured

Lim Kit Siang in Hot Water Over Insensitivity

Veteran DAP politician Lim Kit Siang has landed in hot water over an insensitive tweet on William Yau, the six-year-old boy whose body was found floating in a river near Port Klang on Thursday night.

Lim had tweeted at 4.05pm today: “6yr William Yau’s tragic death – apart from Umno/BN Ministers/leaders, Msia just not safe even 4children like William!”

Within minutes, twitterers started hammering him for trying to “manipulate the death of a child to gain political mileage.”

Many of the tweets stated that Lim’s statement was “sick”, “appalling” and “uncalled for”.

One tweet read: “No need to politicise.”

Another stated: “ There’s a time & place for politics. This isnt it.

Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin wrote in his Facebook page: “Insiden tragis ini pun nak dikaitkan dengan politik. What kind of leader is this? Daripada kita kerjasama menjaga keselamatan kanak-kanak, ada yang tak melepas peluang untuk berpolitik.
Show some class, please!” 

Even a tragic incident is linked to politics. What kind of leader is this? We all have to cooperate to look after the safety of our children, but there are some who will use all opportunities for politicking. 

Show some class, please.

Monday, January 28, 2013

#iLLSellMyCountry As A Prime Minister

All these while we have been watching components of Pakatan Rakyat making so called  "ATTRACTIVE"  parodies on Barisan Nasional's leaders and NOW, a parody to confess their SINS??!! 

Most of you would know it's others people work by using Pakatan's name as camouflage. Despite all that, the video is fun watching just like the recent UBAH Rocket Style (fail cin cin.. *kekekek). AT least, it means not only the oppositions is creative to do that.

SarawakKolokMee had a thought after watching the parodies; have readers ever asked yourself Why the Rakyat who tend to cling more to Pakatan loves it when Pakatan CURSING & PIN-POINTING BN? Even though some of the statement is never true and been over played by Pakatan? 

Why during BN did their part in re-butt back and CURSE back to Pakatan is unpleasant for the Rakyat? 


"Berbalik kepada kenyataan terbaru Anwar yang menyentuh, "Pemimpin yang menggunakan kata-kata sebegitu (memberi gelaran) kepada orang lain menunjukkan dia tidak berkaliber dan tidak wajar disokong.", apakah pandangan ini juga di guna pakai untuk pihak pembangkang juga"?

Mungkin Anwar sudah lupa, ketika berucap di berapa buah lokasi berasingan di Bandaraya Kuching ini bagaikan tiada hentinya menghambur sumpah seranah ke atas Ketua Menteri Sarawak Pehin Sri Haji Abdul Taib malah Datuk Seri Najib serta isterinya Datuk Patinggi Rosmah Mansur juga tidak lepas dari makiannya."

#KL112 - Talk Cock Sing Song

"They eat, they shit, they lie, they swear vulgar words and greatest of all.. they *TUT* too; just like most of us.. they are humans.

So why are we so overjoyed when they cursing the government? Why are we being so hateful when the government pin point their finger back at them?

One thing for sure that I have learn from Anwar, Lim Kit Siang and Nik Aziz is how to be disrespectful to our country leaders, how have we humiliated ourselves in the eyes of the world .. and using prayer to put curse upon others.. just wow.."

Anwar can SWEAR DIRTY WORDS, put a label on the BN leaders during ceramah is OK; it is NOT OK for Najib  TO USE WAY LESS VULGAR to label the opposition.... Pernah fikir tak? Wahai kawan di opposition?  Is Anwar GOD??

2/3 Majority Not A Problem!

Syabas that our DPM, Tan Sri Muhyiddin Mohd Yassin has arrived Kuching safely! A rousing welcome has planned for our beloved DPM and CM's escort. Both appeared graceful and relax on the meeting.

CM & His Man Escorting The Beloved DPM, Tan Sri Muhyddin Mohd Yassin

According to an insider who attended the function, DPM and CM are free from any stress and worries as they were chit chatting and giggling away like the election is NOT around the corner. After a short break and snack, they move on to the next agenda which is meeting with all the cabinet ministers.

Both CM & DPM in serious manner on the state's affair

Many were discussed during the meetings and it only finish in the late evening before they proceed for dinner function. One thing for sure that has been raised during the meeting was "2/3 MAJORITY NOT A PROBLEM!" wowowo.. No one can beat that confidence level of Sarawak BN, even the oppositions. 

It looks like BN gonna win this war! Opposition only capable of using issues from the west in attacking the local government. Shame on you!

Friday, January 25, 2013

Mastermind Of The Fall Of Taib Mahmud Plot Is Revealing HImself

No matter how many postings of other blogs trying to attack Sarawak Report even by FRIENDS of "SI OLDY, THE SICK ONE", it is useless to even divert the attention from where the whole thing started. This includes the statements in the newspaper.

It's just show that they are desperate to get themselves away with it. As you all know, the plan has failed... and everyone is looking for the masterminds behind all these.

PBB has to come out with a solution as if this problem left untreated, it will cause certain negative impact and perceptions among the members in PBB especially those who are on the grounds. 

As expressed by UnreportedNews,

Walaupun Ketua Menteri Pehin Sri Haji Abdul Taib Mahmud menganggap "plot untuk menjatuhkannya" adalah semata-mata "mainan politik kotor" namun bagi ahli-ahli diperingkat akar-umbi, mereka tentu tertanya-tanya mengapa pemimpin-pemimpin PBB lain seakan "menutup mata" dan membiarkan saja pemimpin tertinggi PBB diperolokkan begitu saja tanpa mengambil tindakan ke atas "musuh dalam selimut" yang telah seakan begitu angkuh dan berani menunjukkan dirinya?

Sekiranya PBB tidak mengambil tindakan atau tidak berbuat apa-apa untuk mengembalikan maruah PBB selaku parti terkuat dalam BN Sarawak, tidak mustahil pelbagai persepsi akan timbul dikalangan penyokong-penyokong PBB, terutamanya pada peringkat akar-umbi. Tidak mengambil tindakan bermakna membuka ruang bagi pihak-pihak yang lain untuk berbuat perkara yang serupa kepada PBB dimasa yang akan datang kerana tanggapan PBB sudah bacul, takut untuk bersuara dan enggan mempertahankan diri.

Sewajarnya, tindakan seharusnya diambil sewaktu artikel pertama blogger tersebut yang berbaur fitnah hasutan yang menunjukkan kecenderungan ingin memecahkan perpaduan PBB dikeluarkan bukanlah menanti sehingga ianya mencapai tahap sebegini.

PBB harus mengambil tindakan sekarang, lebih-lebih lagi ketika kita menghampiri ambang  PRU-13 untuk merapatkan saf, memulihkan perpaduan dan mengembalikan kepercayaan penyokong-penyokong PBB agar kekal menjadi tunjang utama BN Sarawak.

A Man Will Admit His Doings (男子汉敢作敢当), unless you wanna wear dress go out on the street, SarawakKolokMee advise you to be a man; stand out and admit of your own doings, together with your gengs. 

Even you don't, people will know too.. so how la?

Chief Minister On Awang Tengah's Plot : RUBBISH!

The plan of CERTAIN CULPRIT trying to divide the strong bond within PBB (Parti Bumiputera Bersatu) Sarawak has FAILED, BIG TIME.

Datuk Amar Awang Tengah has been accused of plotting THE FALL OF TAIB MAHMUD in order to become the New Chief Minister of Sarawak a few days ago. 

Is PBB as a party which had since independence built up a strong bond between the members as fragile as it seems and easily fall for this trick?

According to TRUSTED SOURCE, Awang Tengah had scheduled a meet with Chief Minister himself and Chief Minister comforted Datuk Amar not to worried as he had seen through this DIRTY POLITICAL TRICK. Chief Minister himself even commented that this trick is RUBBISH! 

A wise man like the Chief Minister of Sarawak is not someone who can be easily play with. It is certain that through the CLOSED DOOR meeting between Awang Tengah, CM & THE TRUSTED SOURCE, there are few MASTERMINDS who actually plotted this scheme had been identified and name remain undisclosed till the time comes.

And NO, of course it is not SARAWAK REPORT which spreads untruth lies and started from. They have been set as a target by certain MASTERMIND as an opportunity to divert attention from themselves being blamed.

Bak kata pepatah by Unreported News, "Si oldy, The Sick One" and his geng will not be able to escape the sharp eyes of top Politicians. 

The foundation of PBB still remain as strong as it is. 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Lure The Tiger Down The Mountain

All the series of events happening around cyber world.. it shown that BIG PLAYER had nurtured a tiger which invites calamity (养虎为患) .. Sense of LOYALTY has scrubbed till the floor, loyal tiger has turn back to their master and biting his hands off. 

FOR WHAT? This is obvious a strategy which the Chinese often says "Lure The Tiger Down The Mountain" (调虎离山之计)

The Tiger Cab / Cabs (maybe not one person's work) who plot to shred the strong power influence from within and take advantage of it once THEY see a chance in it. 

This tiger willing to risk everything including reputation and credibility to get what he wanted. It is in the state of DESPERADO which also COST its own LOYALTY towards its masters.. This has shaken its friends, and comrades .. This is a SHAMEFUL ACT.

SHAME on you for abandoning what you use to fight for, SHAME on you for disappointing comrades who respected you and put a high hope ON you. 


For a series of episode please refer to:

1) SARAWAK KOLOK MEE™: One-Man-Show Cybertrooper
2) SARAWAK KOLOK MEE™: Coveting Gains Ahead, Unaware  Of Dangers Behind
3) SARAWAK KOLOK MEE™: For Bloggers Sarawak Only?
4) SARAWAK KOLOK MEE™: Awang Tengah Sabotage CM With His Man?

Awang Tengah Sabotage CM With His Man?

Sarawak Kolok Mee was kinda late for work today.. first thing open my eyes, I SAW THIS! LIM PEH wa almost had an heart attack looking at the headline in see hua today!

Headline described rumors from blog which claiming Datuk Amar Awang Tengah; together with his few man is plotting a plan towards defeating our Chief Minister in secret

WHAT THE *TUT* *TUT*?!  CAN THIS BE FUDGING REAL? I am sure most of the readers know where does this rumors coming from at the first place. The so called number one blogger in Sarawak who is so desperate to fulfill his own personal interest.  You all know who is the one SarawakKolokMee talking about here. 

James Masing and Jerip Susil have both made their statement clearing their involvement in the plot and standing clear that they will continue to support our Chief Minister

Stephen Rundi further commented that this is absolutely the work of the opposition to create chaos before the coming of general election
Fadilah Yusuf thinks that it is someone in the party who try to weaken the current power of PBB to take on opportunities


Monday, January 21, 2013

Rosmah Mansor Sanggup Bersumpah Demi CINCIN ~!

Following is a statement from our "First Lady" Rosmah Mansor regarding her whooping costly Diamond ring..

Isteri Perdana Menteri, Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor menafikan bahawa beliau memiliki cincin seperti yang digembar-gemburkan oleh pihak pembangkang.
Menurut Rosmah, beliau mengakui bahawa cincin tersebut masuk ke dalam negara ini, tetapi bukan untuk dirinya tetapi bertujuan untuk pameran.
"Saya berani bersumpah, cincin itu tidak ada di tangan saya langsung...memang (cincin) masuk tetapi untuk dipamerkan kepada orang yang berduit.
"Saya tahu,dia (pembangkang) punya program utama adalah untuk menghentam saya. Tapi saya hanya berserah pada Allah. Biarlah dia nak buat dosa,kita hanya boleh bersabar," Read More....


rocky's bru: The untold story of Wawa the chief economist of Bank Islam

WAWA, BABI's boyfriend?? 

A tale of treachery and sabotage 

If you are wondering why Anwar Ibrahim, her daughter Nurul Izzah, and PKR chief strategist Rafizi Ramli are visibly and terribly upset over the suspension of Azrul Azwar Ahmad Tajuddin - to the point of calling for a boycott of Bank Islam - it's because they have a lot to lose. And I mean a lot.

In their tweets ("Zalim ... Bank Islam? - Anwar) the trio may not have admitted to knowing Azrul. Very soon, however, they will have to own up to the fact that they not only know the Bank Islam chief economist but know him intimately.

Wawa, as Azrul's fondly known to the three, is not the regular bank employee they are making him out to be. Wawa and the PKR leaders communicate frequently, passionately and discreetly. Anwar, Nurul Izzah and Rafizi will admit that they have been in regular contact with the Bank Islam chief economist for quite a while. They have been using him over and over and over again.

Wawa has been their "insider", their "fly on the wall" at highly classified internal meetings and meetings with Bank Negara, and the spy who has been leaking to his handlers, including to Anwar Ibrahim directly, confidential information of the Bafia kind, from Board papers to correspondence between the central bank and the banking and financial institutions.

Scores of e-mails

Wawa's political misadventure in Singapore (he told a regional forum in his capacity as Bank Islam chief economist that Pakatan Rakyat would win the PRU13) left his bosses with no choice but to take disciplinary action. 

As a bank officer, he was contravening the law. And as this was not his first offence, Wawa was suspended pending a Domestic Inquiry.

The investigation, however, has brought to surface affairs and conduct more sinister than just political over zealousness. Dozens of email correspondence between Wawa and Anwar, Nurul Izzah and Rafizii show a serious security breach in the bank, something which wlll spook the secretive banking industry. The actual content of those emails have not been made known to the public but it will. What is certain, Wawa could not have the best interest of Bank Islam at heart.

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